Dogs' lives are too short.  Their only fault, really. ~ Agnes Sligh Turnbull

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~ Author Unknown

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~ Ben Williams

Happiness is a warm puppy. ~ Charles M. Schulz

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~ Corey Ford

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~ Gene Hill

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices.  This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog. ~ George Gordon, Lord Byron, Inscription on the Monument of a Newfoundland Dog

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive. ~ Gilda Radner

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.  That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ~ Joe Weinstein

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. ~ John Steinbeck

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~ Josh Billings

If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~ O. A. Battista

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~ Roger Caras

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~ Samuel Butler

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. ~ Sigmund Freud

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.  When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat.  For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~ W. Dayton Wedgefarth

I love a dog.  He does nothing for political reasons. ~ Will Rogers

No man can be condemed for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has. ~ Will Rogers

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~ Woodrow Wilson